Swim With Me

Taiwan roadside have those booth whereby pretty girls (revealing clothes..  daring than beachwear) selling pinglang(type of leave and seed combo for chewing like chewing gum) So my tour bus driver decided to stop at one booth to show us the ping lang mei. Ours is a double decker coach. He came up deck and hatch a scheme.

   Driver: Do you want to see ping lang mei up close:

   All: Yes!!!( from both ladies and gents in the tour group)

  Driver: Ok but need the young guy sitting at the end of the bus to say that he wants            buy the ping lang if not she will not come up the bus.

 Young Guy: Ok

S0 the driver stop at one booth and tell the girl to come up as there is a buyer up deck. She came up only assured by the driver that we are sincere. As she came up the deck, everyone was stunned by her youth and beauty and of cos her dressing. She pause a while to allow picture taking by us . As we were still mesmerised by the beauty, she starts to speak.

 She: Who wants to buy ping lang? ( in “her”deep husky voice)

All:(unanimously point to the young guy sitting at the end.) ” He is the one”

Expression on the young man face was priceless.