Swim With Me

A Nun got into a taxi.

Driver: Where to?

Nun:To the church.

Driver : Ok (but keep on looking at her through his rear view mirror as he drive)

Nun: Why you keep looking? Is there something I can help you?

Driver: Erh, sorry but can I  seek a favour. I always want to be kiss by Nun.Can you help?

Nun: Sure,if you are a Christian.

Driver: Yes, I am

So the Nun give him a kiss. Driver was so happy but half way through the journey he started to cry.

Nun: Why are you crying?

Driver: Very Sorry, I lied. to you .I am not a Christian I am worried God will punish me:

Nun: It’s alright. BTW My name is Kevin and I am on the way to a costume party.